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Yes, OOC. [18 Oct 2003|01:06am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

OOC )

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[1] [05 Aug 2003|06:25pm]
[ mood | excited ]

I simply haven't been too concerned with updating my journal. That hasn't stopped me from checking up on some of you, and the family - so don't think I've disappeared. I went temporarily mute. I will soon go off to do a bit of shopping/browsing as I want another room built onto the house, a ways away, for Ozzy and myself. Currently I am having it architected and attempting to get a grasp on how I want it decorated. I must bring Minnie to the vet tomorrow as she is in dire need of a bath and her nails need to be clipped. Perhaps I will stop at the nail salon myself. And maybe I can persuade Aimee to come with.

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[ hopping on the band wagon ] [18 Jun 2003|10:57pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

sharon_osbourne
Magic Number12
JobSinger
PersonalityMultiple
TemperamentSteely
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinA Place On The Bench (For The Reserves)
Me - In A WordChinny
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Brought to you by MemeJack

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{ $ cha-ching } [13 Jun 2003|10:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

As far as I know Ozzy is seemingly upset with me? I swear I'm oblivious as to why he's angry with me. ;/ Simply Ozzy being dra-fucking-matic. I have to take Minnie to be trimmed tomorrow afternoon. Perhaps go out with a girlfriend for a cup of tea and biscuits. I shall also look into making an appointment at the Salon. Bask in a day of girly things. Go shopping with Ozzy's credit card. I know he'll just love that. Pick up some things for Jack. Call Aimee. Take a day off for myself.

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[ <3 ] [26 May 2003|12:32am]
[ mood | productive ]

Sorry for the too long intermission between posts. I bet you thought you got rid of me? Lack of free time/motivation? <3 Eitherway, I have been a bit off because of the stress with Jack in rehab. I love my children very much and I am extremely pleased Jack even decided to go. Now I am hoping he will get better quickly and come home to us. I miss him far too much. I have Kelly and Ozzy with record labels, and Ozzfest, including Ozzy's new album. I just can't wait for things to settle down and flow freely. I am trying to spend as much time with my husband, Kelly, Aimee, and Robert as I can. Having Jack away from me makes me realize how fragile, and special they really all are and makes me want to cherish them more. I hope no one's getting annoyed with my fussing over them. I just love them.

Also
I apologise for the removals from my friend's list. I'm simply attempting to get my journal situated and that includes those who have removed me/added me. ;}

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[go, shawty; it's ya birfday] [28 Feb 2003|03:02am]
[ mood | restless ]

go, shawty; it's ya birfday
and we gonna party like it's yo' birfday



In honor of [info]50cent. :D
I came downstairs for a cup of tea and decided to update before I go back to bed, and before life is busy again.

expectapostofsubstanceatalatertime

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( Body Mod ) [11 Feb 2003|01:11am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

And because of spare time...

I modified the appearance of my journal.

;]
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[ added ] [07 Feb 2003|02:12am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I fucking did it! I added all you sorry fuckers who didn't bother to comment before adding me. It's alright. I still love you.

Now I must address the rumored relationship of the glamorous Britney Spears and Fred Durst. Britney Spears is very attractive and I just cannot see her attraction with Fred Durst? Unless of course her sales are dropping and she's becoming a music whore. Than she and Fred would be perfect for each other. Britney, why? Why praytell did you cheat on Justin and now pick up with Fred?! WHY?! Hah! I have such a big mouth and I guarantee you it'll get me in loads of trouble one day. Oh well. Bleh. That's what Justin's song is about, is it not? Britney cheating on him? I sound like a fucking teen-booper radio dj for fuck's sake. Talking about the latest gossip. Ah, fuck. I shall divorce Ozzy for Justin... Timberwolfe? ... Whatever. The curly haired boy of N Sync. I'll be one of those old women dating young men who use them for their money but they don't give a shit because the sex is good. ...Alright, perhaps I'm going too far. Now what's this I heard about cauliflower dick having a fucking journal? That piece of shit! He didn't even bother to say hello.

I'm off to bed now.

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( Merry Christmas/NYE ) [03 Jan 2003|06:35pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

I feel like I haven't updated in ages!
So for your viewing pleasure [or not] { TWO -2- updates! }


CHRISTMAS


As most of you know- I l o v e X-mas. -clasps her hands together with a beaming smile-
I love giving gifts and receiving them. Dinner.
Being with the family. Conversing. The "I love you's."

This X-mas we were forced to receive a visit from Bert McSmelly.
-rolls her eyes, sarcasticly- I'm just -wavers her hand in the air, dismissing the fore-comment- kidding!
I love you, Kelly!

We also had our new, and wonderful edition-Robert to share the holidays with.
He's such a great kid, and he's been through so much.
I am grateful for him.

Aimee, although reluctantly, stopped by! -blows Aimee a kiss-
I was very enthused!
I've been missing her so dearly.
I love you, Aimee.

Jack -another sarcastic roll of her eyes- ...
-snicker!- No, Jack was wonderful!
He and Kelly bickered but that is to be expected.
I love Jack.
I love you, Jack!

Ozzy? -smiles sweetly.- I love him so very, very much.
He was great! As always!
I definitely enjoyed X-mas night! -brazen laughs-
Ozzy, I love you.




NEW YEARS EVE; OZZY AND I RENEWING OUR WEDDING VOWS


New Years was extremely special!
This is the time Ozzy and I decided to renew our wedding vows.
I am just as in love as I was the first time we were married.
If not more! -And at the end of writing more Ozzy yells the notorious "Sharrrrooooonnn".-
-steps away from the computer. ... Returns. Murmurs something about the fucking cat's water bowl.-
Yes, especially more!
Ozzy is my life.
I could never be without him.

We had the Mtv cameras with us to broadcast our special event.
They're practically attached at the hip! -shakes her head with a laugh.-
But it was great sharing that with you lovely people who watch us on television.
Glad you could make it. -smiles

Ozzy, I'll love you forever!
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-Bert McSmelly- [20 Dec 2002|07:31pm]
[ mood | sad ]

I must clarify my opinions on Bert McCracken. I'll admit it when I first met him I thought he was a little riffy, and not at all right for my daughter. But that's mainly because I am very overprotective of Kelly. She's my baby and to feel like she's getting older, becoming a big girl, and having boyfriends sadden me. I don't ever want us to lose the strong bond we have created. I was a little hard on both Kelly and Bert. For that I have apologized. But Bert is a really nice guy. There are some things he does that I don't particularly agree with but Kelly is fond of him. . ...Pft.

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A time for sharing [28 Nov 2002|06:18pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

Happy fucking Thanksgiving.

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The Osbournes [27 Nov 2002|11:41am]
[ mood | full ]

Ozzy, Minnie and I watched the premiere of The Osbournes on Mtv. It's funny how excited I was to see the show air when I was really contemplating dealing out of the contract because a lot of fans found out where we live, and have been visiting daily. It's hectic for the kids. Kelly and Jack both didn't want to do a second season. Aimee isn't around as much, and I miss her. But ultimately, I feel we have made the right decision. Then again, I can be fickle. :) I'm impatient to know how the audience liked the first show. Kelly's album went on shelves the day of the show and she's really happy about that. Hope all of you run and get a copy of my baby's CD!

If you add me as a friend leave a comment so that I may add you back.

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silly fucks [18 Nov 2002|05:42pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Did you miss me? You better fucking say yes. The second season of The Osbournes will be airing November 26th and I'm so fucking excited.

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[07 Oct 2002|10:49am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

You all are driving me fucking mad.

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[25 Aug 2002|12:03am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

It's time for some much needed updating.

I apologise if anyone has been waiting for word from me, with bated breaths (which is unlikely, of course). As Ozzy and I have mentioned, my treatment is going well, so far. There were times when I felt so tired, I just wanted to give up -- But my family and husband have supported me, all through these trying times.

And to the fans, and friends, I love all of you. Thank you, so much.

On a computer related note, Ozzy has bought me a laptop, so there's no need for me to leave bed when I'm resting to use the computer. It's quite handy, and if I need to, I can take it with me to the hospice, or when I'm traveling.

Aimee has mentioned this AIM crap; I've tried it, months ago, and I need a new, better screen name. So there's a little project for me. Ta ta, luvs.

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[07 Aug 2002|06:44pm]
[ mood | sick ]

I would like to thank each and every one of you for supporting me, and for your words of concern. Chemotherapy is difficult, but I will make it. I want to thank my family for being there for me, for encouraging me to go on, and for their love, and everyone else's. I'm blessed to have such great friends and family such as you all. Thank you.

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[20 Jul 2002|02:22pm]
[ mood | worried ]

By now, I'm sure a majourity of you have heard that I have cancer. I went to the hospital earlier this month for surgery, but, the cancer has spread. So I begin chemotherapy nine days from now. I think this should suffice as an update

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[24 Jun 2002|05:12pm]
[ mood | busy ]

I've taken some time out, and added back most of the people who've been so kind as to add me to their friends' lists. You all have been added, so there. Appreciate it.

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[24 Jun 2002|04:38pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I've got [info]sliminem's new song 'Without Me' stuck in my head. Bloody hell. I'm seriously tempted to run out and buy his album; I think I will, in between this crazyness.

Ozzfest will be quite good this year, as Jack picked out the bands, and I'm looking forwards to seeing the fans. We're immensely proud of Kelly right now, so everyone, do rush to her journal, and congradulate her. Ah, poppet, you're wonderful.

Ozzy seems to be having some troubles with the Papa Roach fellows, it looks, so we're all just waiting it out, and hoping for the best.

In the meantime, though, there's a pint of Moose Tracks with my name on it, so it looks as though I'm off. Ta ta', darlings!

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[20 Jun 2002|10:39am]
[ mood | amused ]

Has anyone seen our interview in Blender? Bloody amusing as all fuck, I should day.

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